The Baby Doll

Author: Unknown
Year: Unknown

In rural Southern Illinois, a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. Apparently, after the mother had her child, the toy baby would start crying constantly. Eventually, the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually, the parent would have to beat on it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the doll up permanently was to bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying.

On more than one occasion, though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse. When the police would arrive, they would find bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and floor. In most cases, the mother couldn't understand why the police were there. She just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms.